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V kin\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1 t\u00e1\u017e d\u00edvenka na my\u0161ku \u0165u, \u0165u, \u0148u, \u0148u, ale kdy\u017e ji spat\u0159\u00ed ve skute\u010dnosti u sv\u00e9 nohy, je\u010d\u00ed jako sir\u00e9na a prov\u00e1d\u00ed skoky jako Tarzan zase z","datePublished":"2021-05-22","dateModified":"2023-10-31","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.bosman.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.bosman.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/383247cd769f7ac317a5bcda943ec48a3c79d996598ae4564ec21a0e178126d1?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/383247cd769f7ac317a5bcda943ec48a3c79d996598ae4564ec21a0e178126d1?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"bosman.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.bosman.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/my%C5%A1_2.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.bosman.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/my%C5%A1_2.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.bosman.cz\/mysi-v-dome\/","about":["Zbo\u017e\u00ed"],"wordCount":432,"articleBody":"         Ano. Ka\u017ed\u00fd. Jen\u017ee jinak vypad\u00e1 my\u0161 nakreslen\u00e1, nebo ply\u0161ov\u00e1. Jinak vypad\u00e1 my\u0161 v televizi nebo na pl\u00e1tn\u011b kin, jinak kdy\u017e n\u011bkter\u00e9 d\u00edvence p\u0159eb\u011bhne po noze. V kin\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1 t\u00e1\u017e d\u00edvenka na my\u0161ku \u0165u, \u0165u, \u0148u, \u0148u, ale kdy\u017e ji spat\u0159\u00ed ve skute\u010dnosti u sv\u00e9 nohy, je\u010d\u00ed jako sir\u00e9na a prov\u00e1d\u00ed skoky jako Tarzan zase z jin\u00e9ho filmu. Za houp\u00e1n\u00ed na lustru pak je\u010d\u00ed jako na poprav\u011b a \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 pro my\u0161 jedin\u00fd mo\u017en\u00fd trest. Toti\u017e aby ji kdokoli z rodiny zamordoval. My, mu\u017eov\u00e9 a vl\u00e1dci rodu to bereme v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b s humorem. Ale kdy\u017e se p\u0159ipoj\u00ed i dal\u0161\u00ed dcera a man\u017eelka p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b s tch\u00fdn\u00ed, zakro\u010dit mus\u00edme. H\u00e1dka se v\u0161emi zainteresovan\u00fdmi stranami by stejn\u011b kon\u010dila v n\u00e1\u0161 neprosp\u011bch tak co. Na ta neboh\u00e1 mal\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka nal\u00ed\u010d\u00edme past a t\u00edm to pro n\u00e1s zvadlo. V\u011bc je vy\u0159\u00edzena a jde se na pivo. My\u0161 v\u0161ak poznala, \u017ee n\u00e1s cel\u00e1 v\u011bc jaksi nebere, a proto pozve k sob\u011b deset kamar\u00e1dek i s jej\u00edmi p\u0159\u00e1teli a d\u011btmi. A tu po\u010dnou se tito mal\u00ed tvore\u010dkov\u00e9 mno\u017eit a mno\u017eit, a\u017e se p\u0159emno\u017e\u00ed a \u017eeny v dom\u011b m\u016f\u017ee trefit \u0161lak. Na\u0161e pasti\u010dky jsou ji\u017e k ni\u010demu, a\u010dkoli se u\u017e dv\u011b my\u0161i chytly. My v\u0161ak mus\u00edme uznat, \u017ee je to m\u00e1lo a \u017ee tento boj za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me prohr\u00e1vat. Tak\u017ee co bude d\u00e1le? Nech\u00e1te my\u0161ky v\u0161udybylky obsadit cel\u00fd d\u016fm a sami se n\u011bkam odst\u011bhujete? Pravda, je to tak\u00e9 jist\u00fd druh \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed, ale p\u0159ece jen… Jak vypudit my\u0161i z domu, ani\u017e bychom na tento museli za\u00fato\u010dit plamenometem? Ono by pak z toho domku asi moc nez\u016fstalo. A kdo v\u00ed, zda ty mal\u00e9 potvory n\u011bkam b\u011bhem z\u00e1sahu nezalezou. Ne, plamenomet ne, mus\u00ed se na to jinak. Ale jak? M\u00edsto zdlouhav\u00fdch protiakc\u00ed volte tu nej\u00fadern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a to tu, \u017ee povol\u00e1te do zbran\u011b odborn\u00edky. Ti k v\u00e1m p\u0159ijedou vyzbrojeni jak do t\u0159et\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00e9, provedou u v\u00e1s deratizaci a pak zase v klidu odpluj\u00ed n\u011bkam jinam. A po nich bude v dom\u011b klid, nebo\u0165 my\u0161i nemaj\u00ed nad\u011bji tuto v\u00e1lku vyhr\u00e1t. Chemie nestoj\u00ed na jejich stran\u011b, ale na stran\u011b \u010dlov\u011bka. A je to.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           4\/5 - (8 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"My\u0161i v dom\u011b","item":"https:\/\/www.bosman.cz\/mysi-v-dome\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]